Firsts

  • Firsts

    Living in the Woods

    Living in the woods is wonderful, it’s literally one of the best places on Earth. Camping is grand and all, but who needs to sleep in a tent when you already live in the forest and can just sleep in your own bed. You can also make waffles for breakfast, and use a real bathroom, and stay warm by the wood stove when it’s cold. Cities may have society and culture, but they don’t have natural magnificence. We’ve lived her for three years now. Well, two of us have, my wife and I. Our daughter has only lived her about two years because that’s how long she’s lived on Earth.…